Shipwreck


 A man was washed up on a beach after a shipwreck. Only a sheep and a
 sheepdog were washed up with him. After looking around, he realized they
 were stranded on a deserted island.

 After being there awhile, he got into the habit of taking his two animal
 companions to the beach every evening to watch the sunset. One particular
 evening, the sky was a fiery red with beautiful cirrus clouds. The breeze
 was warm and gentle - a perfect night for romance.

 As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to the
 lonely man. Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around it.
 But the sheepdog, ever protective of the sheep, growled fiercely until
 the man took his arm from around the sheep. After that, the three of them
 continued to enjoy the sunsets together, but there was no more
 cuddling.

 A few weeks passed by and lo and behold, there was another shipwreck.
 The only survivor was Nancy Pelosi. That evening, the man brought
 Nancy to the evening beach ritual. It was another beautiful evening - red sky, cirrus
 clouds, a warm and gentle breeze. Perfect for a night of romance. Pretty
 soon, the man started to get those "feelings" again. He fought the urges
 as long as he could but he finally gave in and leaned over to
 Nancy and told   her he hadn't had sex for months.

 Nancy batted her eyelashes and asked if there was anything she could do for him.

 He said, "take the dog for a   walk."
 Shipwreck


 A man was washed up on a beach after a shipwreck. Only a sheep and a
 sheepdog were washed up with him. After looking around, he realized they
 were stranded on a deserted island.

 After being there awhile, he got into the habit of taking his two animal
 companions to the beach every evening to watch the sunset. One particular
 evening, the sky was a fiery red with beautiful cirrus clouds. The breeze
 was warm and gentle - a perfect night for romance.

 As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to the
 lonely man. Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around it.
 But the sheepdog, ever protective of the sheep, growled fiercely until
 the man took his arm from around the sheep. After that, the three of them
 continued to enjoy the sunsets together, but there was no more
 cuddling.

 A few weeks passed by and lo and behold, there was another shipwreck.
 The only survivor was Nancy Pelosi. That evening, the man brought
 Nancy to the evening beach ritual. It was another beautiful evening - red sky, cirrus
 clouds, a warm and gentle breeze. Perfect for a night of romance. Pretty
 soon, the man started to get those "feelings" again. He fought the urges
 as long as he could but he finally gave in and leaned over to
 Nancy and told   her he hadn't had sex for months.

 Nancy batted her eyelashes and asked if there was anything she could do for him.

 He said, "take the dog for a   walk."